Joke Of The Day

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New hearing aid
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

[missouri]

That's called selective hearing. :)

missouri

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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.

The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal! :eek:

[missouri]

A.K.A. Mr. Softy :D

missouri

[WHTJP98]

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the
contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I
had
yet to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go around and around. Just
because I'm blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid. So, I
proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me
last year namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for
themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up. I
have not heard anything back. Guess I won that stupid argument

[Hickory94]

WHTJP98:
because I'm blonde


Eddie is a blond?? :eek: :eek:

[WHTJP98]

WHTJP98:



Eddie is a blond?? :eek: :eek:

TRY AGAIN :p :p

[missouri]

LMFAO :)

missouri